100 Things about me...

1. I have three brothers

2. I used to think I loved one more than the other two

3. Even though I don't think that anymore, I still feel awful saying it

4. I can’t drive

5. I’ve taken my drivers test twice – and failed

6. The first time I failed within 7 minutes

7. I prefer savoury to sweet every time

8. So much so that I dream about cocktail food

9. I always remember my dreams

10. I am a cat person

11. I judge people on whether they like cats or dogs

12. People who say they can’t choose irritate me

13. I like women

14. I prefer saying that to saying I’m gay

15. Both my parents know – but I didn’t come out to either of them. They both just figured it out.

16. Even though they found out separately, their response was the same: “you know you can’t have kids now?”

17. I wanted kids for a long time, but not really anymore

18. I’ve been in love twice

19. I’ve had my heart broken more times than that

20. I love to cook

21. I was the top home economics student at school

22.I find that fact embarrassing

23.I’m pretty obsessive

24. I think I’d be a damn good stalker

25. I like the smell of winter

26. I went skiing once when I was 13, and got stuck in the snow alone.

27. I thought I was going to die – seriously

28. I never used to bite my nails until this year

29. I’m a Scorpio

30. I totally believe in star signs

31. I want to live in New York when I’m finished my degree

32. Truthfully, I think I’ll be disappointed with it

33. I think sex before marriage is important

34. But I don’t believe in marriage

35. Partly because I don’t believe in God – and promising something to someone you don’t
believe in is lame

36. My toes are always cold

37. I love high heels, but I don’t want to wear them

38. The first time I got stoned my mom was home and I had sex with my (then) girlfriend in my bedroom

39. I think there’s nothing wrong with smoking pot

40. I drink a lot

41. But I’m at university, so it doesn’t count

42. I’ve almost been arrested for having sex in public

43. We bribed the policeman to let us go

44. I wear glasses to read

45. But also because I think I look smart with them on

46. The first time I flew in a plane I was 12

47. During that holiday my boyfriend broke up with me because he liked another girl

48. I’m afraid of infidelity

49. Probably because my father cheated on my mother

50. They’re still together though

51. That made me hates my dad for a long time

52. Now I think my dad is fantastic

53. I’m only really starting to see my mother as a person now

54. Before she was just a mother

55. I’ve never broken a bone before

56. But I chipped a tooth on a glass when I was drunk

57. I’m very jealous about the people I care about

58. If I stop being jealous, it’s not because I’m growing up, or maturing, it’s I've stopped caring

59. I was really depressed for about two years

60. My psychologist suggested I be hospitalised

61. I thought that was cool

62. I love Angelina Jolie

63. I get irritated when stupid people say they love Angelina Jolie

64. I find a lot of people stupid

65. I’m cleverer than I give myself credit for

66. Once my next door neighbour threatened to cut off my fingers if I didn’t stop throwing stones in his pool

67. It really upset me, but I still threw stones

68. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with porn

69. Or prostitution for that matter – it’s going to happen irrespective, they might as well make it legal - That way the people who need to be protected can be.

70. I have no idea what I’m going to do when I’m finished University

71. I don’t eat fruits or vegetables.

72. I am the most un-subtle person around – I’ll happily stare – except when it really counts

73. Overly religious people scare me

74. I grew up Roman-Catholic

75. I think that it’s a religion lead by guilt

76. I wish I was left handed

77. I used to think money didn’t matter until I went to university and didn’t have any

78. I used to be a waitress which was extremely degrading

79. I still tip badly

80. I care a lot about what people think about me

81. I pretend I don’t though

82. I weigh myself everyday

83. I want to be 10kg’s lighter

84. But I want that no matter how much I weigh

85. I fell in love with my best friend

86. We eventually got together - Which sucks when we broke up

87. I get freaked out by things that even I know is ridiculous – like milk in glasses that have patterns on them. I don’t know why, but it freaks me out.

88. If she wasn’t my mother, I’d still be friends with my mom

89. I have been tested for HIV. Not because I was worried but because it was part of the universities campaign to de-stigmatise being tested.

90. Even though I knew I’d be negative, I was still scared to get the results.

91. I love Christmas time more than any other time of year

92. If I’m sad I’ll listen to Christmas carols to cheer me up

93. I love Coke. I used to love it more, but then I started drinking vodka and Coke – and now all Coke has a slight vodka taste to me.

94. I’m attracted to tall people. I also generally like blondes. But I wouldn’t say that if you asked me.

95. I’m not afraid to say cunt. I find it expressive – and if people are offended by it’s use, then doing its job.

96. I want a tattoo, and will probably get one, when I have money again.

97. I have shop lifted before. More than once. I don’t really feel bad.

98. I have huge trust issues, and I have no idea why.

99. I am a big believer in Karma – it usually doesn’t stop me from doing things. But it does make me feel better when other people are horrible, or when I do something good.

100. I hate intolerance and disrespect more than anything else.